Are Those Elf Ears, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. The State Mental Hospital
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The Fonz
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. honesty, integrity, madness