Are Those Elf Ears, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Regret is a waste of time.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. The State Mental Hospital
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Idiots screaming "woohoo" outside of my bedroom window at 4am.