Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I asked my husband, but he doesn't recall.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I'm told by reliable sources that my best quality is that I sometimes go away.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. I don't have one yet, but I hope to clone non-psychopathic dogs and be the world's first Esperanto talk show host.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. You'd have to buy me a drink first to find out, and then I'd lie.