My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Who ate all the chocolate?
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I'd like to be a crocodiddleotamus.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Stickability. I just don't give up.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I'd love to be able to illustrate my picture books, but I can't draw for toffee. If I try and draw a pig it looks like a worm.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I eat too many biscuits.