My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Who ate all the chocolate?
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. I had a brilliant day writing. Then I had a walk round my island. Now I'm sitting by an open fire with a good book, a cat on my knee and Liz by my side.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Up a gum tree.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I'd like to be a crocodiddleotamus.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I hadn't just eaten the whole of that chocolate bar. I wish I'd managed to save some of it for later. And a tiny bit for you.