The Unwind Dystology
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Surfing, brah.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Christopher Columbus:
"The good news? You're going to have a holiday named after you! The bad news? People will only care because it means they get a three-day weekend."
"You might want to catch the matinee instead."
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sushi, specifically any form of spicy maki--spicy tuna, yellowtail jalapeno, shrimp tempura...
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I don't take questionnaires seriously enough.