The Unwind Dystology
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Everything, but especially my sense of modesty.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My long arms. I have the wingspan of a small pterodactyl.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The T-Rex from Jurassic Park (I promise this is my last dinosaur reference).
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That I gave up my promising career as a professional hacky sack player to pursue higher education.