The Unwind Dystology
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Author. But if I can't choose my actual profession, I'd go with pumpkin farmer or traveling "food journalist" for the Travel Channel or Food Network.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Manage." "Flames." "The."
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Happiness is a seat at an open-air restaurant on Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. And a large mojito.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I don't take questionnaires seriously enough.