My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I'm always 5 to 10 minutes late. For everything. Always.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who are underdressed and/or inappropriately dressed. Yes, I'm talking about you, dude who showed up for his job interview in a HOODIE (and not even a nice hoodie--it was all frayed and faded). And you, soccer mom who lets your kids wear their soccer uniforms to Sunday morning mass. I get it. You have a game right after church. Change in the car. Jesus may not care what you look like, but I do.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Do you know what I mean?"
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Not breaking up with my college boyfriend waaaaaay sooner than I did.