My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If at first you don't succeed, keep trying and trying and trying until you've driven everyone around you completely insane.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. You don't really think I'm going to admit this on the internet, do you? (!)
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. It's a toss-up -- between piano-playing and tap-dancing.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Mr. Ed.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. The day I first started using the internet.