My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If at first you don't succeed, keep trying and trying and trying until you've driven everyone around you completely insane.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Why I just have so many good qualities, it's hard to even remember them. Hmmm, let's see....
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who text-message while driving. Actually, that's more than a "peeve" -- I'm terrified of these people. "Peeve"...? People who, upon getting to the top of the subway stairwell, stop in their tracks and start texting. In fact, I'll just simply it: Texting. First of all, "text" is a noun, not a verb, you goobers! Secondly, it's a drug! It's addictive! Thirdly, it rots your brain, makes you stupid. Stop doing it!!!
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Mr. Ed.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. I love so many kinds of music, I'm afraid I couldn't possibly narrow it down to 5 songs. Sorry!