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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Do I Get More Than 8 Words?
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. I'm worried I didn't mix enough cement for a good answer. I'm worried no one will like my answer. I'm worried that this whole thing is making me too worried.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. VRROOOOM! VROOOOOM! SCCREEEEEEEEEECH! A perfect spin out!
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Eenie meanie mynie mo. If you see Big Rig, you should go. He will chase you. Don't be slow. Eenie meanie mynie . . .MO!
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME? DO NOT SAY BIG RIG'S NAME. OR I WILL HAVE TO CRUSH YOU.
December 02, 2008Wow. Check this out. Exactly what you were hoping for – another website with blog postings. I was going to post about a piece of toast (just because it rhymes with post). But now I think I won't. Don't. That's the only other word I can think of that rhymes with "won't". I believe that all blogs should have at least one set of rhyming words. Just because. Does. Fuzz. Was.
November 17, 2008Have you ever had to kill a yak in the high Himalayas, and then eat its still-warm liver and eyeballs to survive? Well, I have . . . not . . . either. But I did see a guy on TV do that once. And boy, was it squishy.
I think it just goes to show – you never know what people do with their free time.
Myself, I like to enjoy a good nap, a swim, a bike ride, maybe another nap. Who doesn’t, right? But I also enjoy one pastime that I don’t really share with anyone else. And I don’t usually even tell anyone else.
It’s kind of a holdover from playing around as a... see more
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