Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?
A. I still think I'll be a rock star.
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Everyone should have a credo.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. The pursuit of perfect happiness.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Turning into Jack Torrance
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Jamaica, the Trident Hotel
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. My granddad
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Bob Dylan (but only artistically)
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Good stuff like that"
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Not having more to regret
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Teaching myself search engine marketing
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
Q. What’s your best quality?
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Sting's psychiatrist
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Tie: tall vs. bald
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Leopold Bloom
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Leo Tolstoy: "do you really mean it?"
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. The term pet peeve (no joke)
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Making music
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Rock star
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. sense of humor, reliability, open mindedness
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. At this moment: "Electric Co." "Pilgrimage" "No. 13 Baby" "The Rock Minuet" "Middle of the Road"