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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. My biggest pet was a Great Pyrenees dog. Her biggest peeve was mailmen.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Ladies' room attendant.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My respect for women with excellent behinds.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "the Great Satan, America."