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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A duckpin bowling alley in Akron.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Answering this poll.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Captain Underpants. He's fictional, right?
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. My biggest pet was a Great Pyrenees dog. Her biggest peeve was mailmen.