Books by this Author
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My respect for women with excellent behinds.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Consistently hitting line drives into the gap against Mariano Rivera.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Marinus Van Der Lubbe
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. I guess whoever wrote this ingeniously creative poll.