Fowler DeWitt

Fowler DeWitt has been called “The World’s Greatest Living Author” by three of his aunts. His worldwide fame spread early when, as a child, he discovered the rare radioactive mineral now known as Fowlerite. Although his accomplishments are too many to mention in a single paragraph, DeWitt also owns the world’s largest collection of mustaches. He currently lives by himself but refuses to divulge where due to his crippling phobia of hats. You can learn more about DeWitt on his Facebook page.

Biographer’s note: Some claim Fowler DeWitt is the same person as children’s author Allan Woodrow, since they have never been spotted in the same room together. But if they were the same person they’d always be in the same room together. As such, these claims cannot be substantiated. You can make your own conclusions by visiting Woodrow and DeWitt’s shared website: AllanWoodrow.com.

Books by this Author

The Contagious Colors of Mumpley Middle School
The Amazing Wilmer Dooley

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My Life in 8 Words

Author Revealed

Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. Jerky.

Q. What do you regret most?

A. Alas, I should have packed her parachute more carefully. Forgive me, Caroline.

Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?

A. Since I am allergic to music, I only rate songs based on how short they are. 1. The 1 Second Waltz 2. 2.3 Seconds of Trumpet Playing 3. Let's Count to 2! 4. Sing Along With the Man Who Doesn't Have a Mouth 5. Billy Burps

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. I sometimes profess to speak only Latin, to avoid conversations on ocean liners.

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