My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. It's all random.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The art of imperceptible obfuscation.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Bird feeder designer.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Something built of stones of irregular size and shape, without method or conscious decision.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. maelstrom, obverse, equerry