BED: A Novel by David Whitehouse
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Writing books.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Whoever I am with losing their mind. Or me losing mine while they have to watch.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I let somebody down.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My propensity to appear sad.