My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "The world needs more dreamers... Never stop licking stuff." -- Phil Dunphy
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Currently a three-way tie between flying, the possibility that life is an illusion and we're really just brains existing in beakers, and strip clubs.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who unnecessarily use the word "literally". "He was so funny, I was literally dying." No you weren't; don't say so.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Bob Newhart
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "The Prowl" by Dan Auerbach. "Gold On the Ceiling" by the Black Keys. "Where Is My Mind?" by the Pixies. "Faded" by Afghan Whigs. And just about anything from The White Stripes.